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Kill Bill's on the big screen tonight at the continental. You up for the 10:20 with John and Wynette?
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Alright, so I have a work notebook now. I don't know if it's going to become my permanent one, but I get it for next week at the least. Woo hoo!
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Another excuse to bust out the "Looking for an Asian girlfriend" t-shirt and get banned. I say we go and make fun of kids who are there just because they're into anime.
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The beginnings of a checklist of shit to potentially do in Chicago:

- Con (obviously)
- Shedd
- Science & Industry
- Art Institute
- Drinks at Hancock (fuck the Sears Tower)
- Pizza
- Lego store
- The below mentioned mall (especially the book store)
- Kill BOETP's brother-in-law and get her sister into rehab
- Sushi
- Big malls
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One place I'd like to hit in C-Town.
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How's the FTVGirls cleanout coming along? I'm pretty sure I've got most if not all the pictures (just need to run though and make sure my script grabbed everything).
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Whenever is fine. I mainly posted that so that hopefully I'd check our 'blog at the right time and be reminded so that I could actually do something. I haven't gotten KB yet, but will undoubtedly be doing so soon.
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No problem, I'll give it to you this weekend if that's not too late. We got Kill Bill so we're watching that tonight in prep for this weekend, so that's good. I also found a copy of David Cross' Let America Laugh so we'll see how that is. Yup. That's it.
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Hey, I'm gonna need the TI-G.O.D. cable from 'ya. I just found out that some EE software that they used to charge money for is downloadable free now.
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I'm also in the middle of sucking ass on level four.
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Yeah, level three gave me some trouble, especially some parts of the fucking airship where I have guys shooting at me, but all in all it wasn't too horrid. I don't know if that's Stockholm Syndrome or if I've fully adapted having my ass handed to me. I really need to upgrade my sword, but I keep blowing all my cash on "elixir of spiritual life" because I have no choice. The nice thing was that the end guy for level three was way fucking easier then the second level guy, that douchebag on the horse. I only died once with the airship guy, and that's because I wasn't paying attention to my life meter. That's more on the game than on me, though, because it's a fucking whore to have to pay attention to all that shit at once.
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Oh yeah, I got past level three on Ninja Gaiden last night. That level was a fucking bitch until I upgraded my sword, then it was just a fuck. How about you? How you doin'?

Also, the DOA3 costumes are loaded... I had some questions, but they're answered now.
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Oh, and finally, linking people who both vist and comment here is a good idea. Although I don't know if we need to do it for "making" people come here. The way I look at it, hey, they were asking for it.
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Speaking of DOAXBDD/DOAXBTW, are they gonna come out with a sequel to that, or what? If they do, there had better be some goddamn better choices in shoes.
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Dude, you've gotta stop explaining the joke. Because if you do that, it's, just... Life's not worth living.
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So I've taken to just linking anyone that leaves comments here. I figure it's the least we can do for making people put up with this shit.

So now a couple of comments:

- Joey: "Joining the Religious Cult" is a track off of the second Sandler CD. I highly recommend getting a copy of the disc. Check out "The Goat," a track that changed our lives (which is pretty sick). Oh, avoid the "Excited Southerner" tracks like the plague though.

- Jared: I'm a fan of BLMs title "DOA: Extreme Barbie Doll Dress-Up" but now, thanks to you, "Extreme Beach Titty War" runs a very close second. Damn.
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Yeah, that's exactly why I don't bother asking retail clerks anything. They never know shit about shit, and so if I can't find something on my own, game over. I'm just not getting whatever the hell it is I was looking for. Bonus points for scaring the clerks. You should have also told them you were in a hurry because you had a long night of pussy and beer ahead of you.
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Ok so I hate people!! Well, I guess that really isn't a news flash but I needed to vent. I went on the mission to find the DOA costume disk for Xbox and that was a fucking nightmare. Retail clerks are pretty stupid but then again you get what you pay for and companies don't pay these people at all. I finally found it, but I noticed this trend as I was shopping. I frightened the clerks, especially the male clerks when I was asking them about video games and DOA especially. All of them made a point to ask me if I was buying this for my brother or husband or some other male. When I told them it was for me because I wanted more costumes they gave me funny looks and then proceeded to tell me they did not have the disk. What is this only men can play dress up but women can't!! People are stupid. Now I think I will go unlock some costumes and kick some ass!
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Wow, what a great idea, a battery backed clock. Fuckers. That's what I get for supporting MicroShit.
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Alright, so Megan found Exhibition Vol. 1 so we've got that taken care of. Also, here's something that'll piss you off. It looks like the XBox now has a battery so that you don't have to set the clock every time you unplug it. Sorry.
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I like how the guestbook entry form has a field for "refer a friend to circus monkeys." I wouldn't refer my friends to this site, and they're the ones fucking writing it.
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Added a worthless guestbook. I'm going to go sign it now so that this monument to our pathetic-ness will be damn near complete. Also so that someone actually signs it. The username is circusmonkeys, and the password is the same as the hotmail account. If anyone wants to try and hack into the guestbook now that they know the username, be my guest. If you succeed, I want to know how you did it.
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Yeah, I do seem to remember release dates being pushed back as being about the only common thread. As long as it comes out, and there are some schoolgirl outfits in there, I won't be complaining. Okay, I will be complaining, but at least I'll have some new/old DOA action going down.
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Yeah, I also did some more digging around and found that initially, it was supposed to be released last month but that's been pushed to summer. They're going to release it simultaneously in Japan, US and Europe so if we want we could get some international turf wars going hardcore. I think that we might get our asses handed to us by the Germans though, blitzkreig style.
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Okay, that clears some shit up. I'd been doing occasional searches for "code cronus/kronus/chronus/whatever," which have yielded nothing but shit. Maybe there's more solid info on that now if I did a halfway decent search. Also, I haven't had a chance to look though all the screenshots of Online/Ultimate or watch the videos since I'm at work, but I'm a big fan of those overalls they've got Kasumi and Ayane running around in.
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Yeah, I found this article.
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There's nothing but confusion, but supposedly there's going to be some kind of online DOA game. Might be DOA Trilogy that's gonna be online. I can't fucking tell, and I'm pretty sure no one else can, either. Regardless, if there is an online DOA game, then we really will be able to move one step closer to hanging out online.
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I'll join if they cut my fucking hair. Seriously, that doesn't sound too bad. I'm in.
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It is. I looked at my traffic log after John was on last night and compared IP addresses. Probably just something fucked up with DNS.
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Yeah, I'm pretty mcleodusa.com is me.
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Dude, I was looking at XBox Live and they have a 2-month free subscription card available. You also don't need anything extra to get set up (you can buy the thing with the headset, but it doesn't look like you need to). It's also only $6 a month after the trial wears down.

So yeah, I'm seriously thinking of joining the religious cult, but that means you gotta join with me (otherwise, it'll just be me playing against morons).
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Have you tried playing it on hard, just for shits and giggles? I'm not planning on it just yet, but maybe if I just get pissed one day (which will probably be the next time I play) I'll pull a GTA: VC and just go fucking suicide by gunning down a bunch of cops and shit before I die horribly and switch the console off in disgust.
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I told you yesterday, but start watching your back. I mean, I'm not retarded so I'm not playing it on hard, but just be careful.
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Hey, so are you guys okay today? I obviously played more Ninja Gaiden last night, and just wanted to make sure you aren't dead. Also, let me know when you get it so I can start watching my back.
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